HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed harassing a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about the service. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden became more aggressive. Witnesses clai